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Welcome to your 40s—you run out of breath trying to find your running shoes.

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"By the time I find my running shoes, I'm already ready for a nap! 🏃‍♀️💤👟"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged 40s, age, aging, breath, breathlessness, fitness, humor, middle, middle age, run, running, sh, trying, welcome on May 27, 2026 by slickboy.

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