Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

Bruschetta is 80% delicious and 20% mess.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has copied:

Oh my God, “unc” means uncool. I thought it meant uncle. Like you’re carrying the energy of someone’s weird uncle.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

I’m fat because I’m full of experiences, and most of those experiences took place at Mexican restaurants.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has shared:

Christmas adverts: “Eat all the food! Drink all the drink! Spoil yourself! It’s Christmas!” New year adverts: “Look at what you’ve done to yourself, you fat sack of shit!”

Someone from 🇮🇳 has downloaded:

Why didn’t Scooby Doo smell that the ghosts were human?

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

The evening news: Where they begin with “Good evening” and then proceed to tell you why it’s not.

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Kinda miss when crushes were butterflies instead of complex emotional calculations about compatibility and red flags.