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I’m just falling in love with my problems now. Maybe they’ll leave me too.

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That stupid look on my face is my face.

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Sisters are so important. How else would my mom find out all the stuff I didn’t want her to know.

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I know it’s traditional to start work at 9, but I think we could lower that age to 8.

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Isolation, the most goated coping mechanism. I love talking to no one and losing my mind alone.

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You could go camping or you could stay at home, not shower, leave dirt on the floor and let some squirrels in.

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My couch better stop looking at me like that, it knows exactly what it’s doing.

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What if i just replied “not now kitten daddy’s busy” to all my work emails?

Happiness is an inside job.

Me, after skipping the tutorial: how the hell do you play this game?

If I was God, I would’ve equipped women with venom glands.

Do you ever think about how many people squeezed the avocado that you’re eating?

Cinderella had one night out, and it changed her life. I had one night out, and it changed my credit score.

This is not what adulthood looked like in the brochure.

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Messages are way funnier when you know how that person talks.

Banks should have a gold bar that you can go in and touch when you feel poor.

The Bachelor is like “Meet Savannah from Brooklyn, Madison from Savannah, Brooklyn from Madison”

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I don’t think I’d get married again, but I would like to annoy someone until one of us is dead.

I’d make room in my pillow fort for you.

I once quit a job, and when my boss asked why, I simply said, “I hate it here.” Best day of my life.

Drugs and alcohol take years off your life and give them to Keith Richards.

If I go quiet, it’s because I am plotting my escape or your demise.

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If you’re riding in my car, that little middle piece is for my elbow — not yours.

Oh, you’re in a situationship? Are you the one with commitment issues or the one with low self-worth?

You okay, babe? You’ve hardly touched the promises you made me.

Some people stay longer in a toilet than in a relationship.

If an alien is 60 million light years away and is watching us through a telescope, it will see dinosaurs.

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I wear sunglasses when I’m driving so nobody knows I’m asleep.

No LinkedIn, I am not “open to work,” I am required to work.

To horses, hay is considered both a bed and breakfast.

Getting tipsy at a dimly lit restaurant with good conversation would heal me right now.

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