What I’m trying to say is, “Hello, here’s my entire heart and all of my devotion.” Posted onJan 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:💌 "Looks like someone's offering more commitment than my gym membership!" 😂❤️ Related funny posts 😂 I signed up to the gym a few months ago and still don’t see any results. I’ll go by there this weekend and ask what’s going on. I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s like 7 years in a row now. I wish my midlife crisis made me want to get a gym membership and a revenge body, but instead I’m eating Snickers for breakfast in bed. “Your password is too weak.” OK, well, I created him in my image. One day you burned a CD for the last time and didn’t even realize it.