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Got too drunk in the Vietnamese restaurant last night, they said I can never go back. They banh mi.

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Ever since I was a little kid I always knew I wanted to struggle to survive.

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Might start a YouTube channel “will it hurt if I drop it on my foot”.

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Every day, I go to work and draw a little tick on everyone who didn’t say goodbye to me the day before.

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Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today. I need the blood of my enemies.

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I’m living in a parallel universe where I suck at parking.

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Don’t come to my house unannounced; I will stare at you from my window.

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You have never experienced true fear until a poster falls off the wall in the middle of the night.

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Girls these days are like a box of chocolates. Some have nuts.

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I will not hesitate to use dark magic on you.