What is it called when you’re smart but everything you do is freaking stupid? Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:A six-star brain running on half a tank! π€π€·ββοΈπ€¦ββοΈ Related funny posts π€ My wife asked me why the bottle of wine we bought yesterday was half empty. I said because she is a pessimist. Body: Time to sleep. Brain: Hey, thatβs an interesting thought, hereβs six billion more. Your brain needs exercise just as much as your body does. Thatβs why I think of running everyday. My body looks like I have a great personality. Ever thought about centaurs and how the bottom half would start walking immediately after birth but the top part would be baby-like and flop around for a while.