WhatsApp calls should indicate whose internet is poor to avoid unnecessary arguments.

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We can’t both age regress at the same time — someone’s gonna have to push me on the swingset.

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Cleaning a house with children in it is like shoveling snow on the North Pole.

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Before I die, I’m going to arrange for a friend to take my phone, and after the funeral, text everybody to say “thanks for coming” and other assorted messages of appreciation.

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My issue with Jeopardy is that you never get the sense that the contestants are in any real danger.

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I decided to be me and now we have a problem.

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Don’t be fooled by what your kids will eat at someone else’s house.

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“You shouldn’t let your cat jump on the counter”, my cat could take out a loan in my name if he wanted to.

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I can be social. Today I meowed at my cat and he meowed back.

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Mud season creeps up on us every year, destroying hearts and minds as well as light grey carpeting.

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TV lead me to believe grave digging would be a lot easier.