I leave the blue tick on WhatsApp so that people can see exactly when I wasn’t interested.

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I can’t wait til I have hearing aids, so I can just turn them off when I’m tired of hearing everyone.

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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

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I told myself I’d behave today. Then I saw my reflection and thought, maybe tomorrow.

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Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a car.

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I am at the age where I question throwing away a box because, “It’s a really nice box.”

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I’ll be like “it is what it is” and almost vomit from anxiety.

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I’m super lazy today. It’s like normal lazy but I’m wearing a cape.

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Self-awareness is such a two-edged sword. Like, yay, I know myself better, but at what cost?

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Is it healthier to drink tap water and let the fluoride calcify my pineal gland or drink bottled spring water and let micro plastics settle in my balls?

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When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.