When a man gets married he has a moral obligation to scare his wife when he sneezes. Posted onMay 25, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Marriage – where 'bless you' turns into 'BOO!' for better or for worse! Remember, nothing says 'I love you' like a well-timed sneeze jump scare." Related funny posts 🤝 The neighbor sneezes loudly from the balcony. And because I’m a polite person, I shout loudly: Disgusting! Sometimes I sneeze so loud and hard I think I’m a dad. If you live in the same hemisphere as me, you’ve probably already heard me sneeze. Do mens sneezes get louder and louder as they age until they explode? Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.