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When a man gets married he has a moral obligation to scare his wife when he sneezes.

Commentary:
"Marriage – where 'bless you' turns into 'BOO!' for better or for worse! Remember, nothing says 'I love you' like a well-timed sneeze jump scare."

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged humor, man, marriage, married, obligation, scare, sneeze, wife on May 25, 2026 by slickboy.

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