Commentary:
Relatable! My social battery is on dial-up internet speed. 🏡🔋😅
Funny obligation quotes
Born to read books, forced to be a participating member of society.
Commentary:
I'd trade my social skills for more bookshelf space any day! 📚😂✌️
I hate being at the age where you feel obligated to buy your whole family gifts for Christmas, but also the age where your bank account doesn’t feel obligated to support that.
Commentary:
Santa's workshop clearly skipped the class on budget management 😂🎅💸
“I’m at a point in my life where I don’t go anywhere unless I absolutely have to.”
Commentary:
Life goals: transforming into furniture while minimizing social interactions. 🛋️😂 #SoLazyItsEpic
You are not obligated to post a video of yourself dancing.
Commentary:
"When I dance, even my mirror asks for a refund. 💃🪞😅"
When a man gets married he has a moral obligation to scare his wife when he sneezes.
I am under no obligation to make sense to you.
Commentary:
"Who needs logic when you have sass? 💁♀️✨ Remember, I make as much sense as a unicorn riding a skateboard. 🦄🛹"