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Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

I have a sundress and no man to bend me over in it, sad day.

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The worst thing you can do while cleaning is sit down for a minute.

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Did you know? By replacing your coffee with green tea, you can lose up to 92% of what little joy you still have left in your life.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has downloaded:

My home security system is just a copy of my paycheck taped to my front door.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

People who live in glass houses shouldn’t change clothes.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

I’m forming a Wham! cover band with 3 other bald guys called Hairless Whisper.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

Spice up your meltdown through interpretive dance.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has shared:

Having a bathroom switch outside a bathroom and a sibling is a bad combination.

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We live in a cosmic tornado, but sure, let’s all get jobs.

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Going through life with a signature I invented as a teenager.

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You can always tell it’s Monday because nobody’s smiling.

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They should invent a man who is being genuine when he says things to me.

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Imagine being a dinosaur. No work or bills. No drama. Just extinct.

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The only thing that drains faster than my phone battery is my bank account.

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: you either have a naked window neighbor or you are the naked window neighbor.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I hate when I change the battery in the bathroom scale, and it starts telling the truth again.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I’m confused how a cemetery can raise its funeral prices and blame it on the cost of living.

Broadcasted on X:

My new pajamas have no pockets. I don’t want to hear your problems.

Live now on Facebook:

Grandparents were right. Sitting in a chair, doing nothing, and staring at nature is incredible.

Making waves on Discord:

That gap in my resume is from when I was lost at sea.

When people say something is cray-cray it makes me wanna vom-vom.

6 days ago

Playful quote about overused slang and strong reactions, full of humor and wit.

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"Ah, the perplexing paradox of modern slang! When 'cray-cray' meets 'vom-vom,' it's a linguistic rollercoaster that might just leave you feeling a bit queasy. So, next time someone drops a 'cray-cray,' be sure to keep your 'vom-vom' at bay!"

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Twitter is cool because you can figure out what’s going on in the world through memes instead of watching the news.

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I’ve reached that age where I don’t have to drink to forget because it just happens naturally now.

19 shares on YouTube this month:

Single by choice. Just not my choice.

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If you finish every sentence with “as the prophecy foretold”, your coworkers will leave you alone.

77 shares on Discord this month:

I predict the next world war will be artificial intelligence versus genuine stupidity.

14 shares on Facebook this month:

Hug your children as often as you can. They can’t break things during this time.

22 shares on Messenger this month:

Please pray for our son, who had to unload the dishwasher when “he just did this yesterday, and he’s tired.”

91 shares on LinkedIn this month:

What do you even say when someone knocks on your bathroom stall … like, what’s the protocol?

39 shares on Reddit this month:

Thanks for leaving my door open; I was running low on houseflies.

25 shares on Facebook this month:

My problem is I always think I can get ready in 15 minutes when I have repeatedly proven that I can’t.

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Whales go days, sometimes weeks at a time without giving anyone their opinion.

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One pretty important part of being a dad is walking faster than the rest of your family through an airport.

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Job market so bad, I started following my dreams.

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The only reason I haven’t gone crazy yet is because I’m just too lazy.

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All these deadlines, but it’s you I want to meet.

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Sometimes, I wonder what my life would be like if I had a good haircut.

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I just feel like we shouldn’t have a new year until we get this one right.

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If you encounter a teenager out in the wild, be kind. They are the first generation of kids whose parents are cooler than they are.

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The only thing I miss all day is my bed.

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I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don’t want to see you every day.

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Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

Hey there, Delilah, what’s it like in new orc city?

Someone from 🇸🇿 has viewed:

Every time I watch “The Godfather”, I notice some new detail (they’re Italian???).

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

Humanity was engineered as a biological weapon but left abandoned early in its development.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has copied:

I hate it when I do the math about where my money went, and it all adds up. No one robbed me; I didn’t lose it. It was really all me.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has viewed:

Just shaved my whole body for Santa.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

I’ve been locked out of Tinder because of “unusual activity”. I must’ve got a match.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has bookmarked:

I always set two alarms, one for “Good Intentions Me” and one for “The Real Me”

Someone from 🇨🇩 has bookmarked:

Me drinking green tea: this is going to fix everything.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has viewed:

Finally figured out why I look so bad in pictures – it’s my face.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has bookmarked:

You never realize how many curse words are in a song till you play it for your family.

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Shared recently on Twitch:

They should make you watch a training video and pass a little test before you’re allowed to touch the office coffee maker.

Seen just now on Slack:

Please stop assuming that too many em dashes mean AI written. Some of us are producing grammatically incoherent work the honest way!

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I’m officially at the age where I hate unnecessary noises and useless friends.

Trending via Slack:

There’s an epidemic of people just staring at their phones in their parked cars.

Spotted on WeChat:

Airlines when they need to change your flight: here’s a complimentary napkin. Airlines when you need to change your flight: that’ll be $8700.

Shared recently on TikTok:

When I was a little kid, I used to think, “This little pig went to market,” meant it was going shopping!

Seen just now on Instagram:

ADHD is when you buy a blender and then make smoothies every day for 2 weeks, and then never make one or even acknowledge your blender ever again.

Making waves on Messenger:

A bathrobe is being naked with plausible deniability and pockets.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

I’m sick of diarrhea. I want to livarrhea.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Gender and sexuality aside, I believe everyone just wants someone who wears short shorts and makes a lot of noise in bed.

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