Hiring a mortician to do my makeup while I sleep. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppHiring a mortician to do my makeup while I sleep. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My husband said I use a lot of makeup, so I showed him some makeup tutorials on TikTok and I don’t think he’ll be making that mistake again. If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the job of 3-5 people. Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too. I would cry but my makeup is too expensive. I think Cinderella should have lived a happy life with all her animal friends rather than settle for a man who had her try on a shoe because he didn’t recognize her without makeup.
