Hiring a mortician to do my makeup while I sleep.

Hiring a mortician to do my makeup while I sleep.

Commentary:
“Who needs beauty sleep when you can have a mortician glam squad🧟‍♀️💄? Talk about waking up looking drop dead gorgeous💀💅! Keeping it killer even in your dreams!😜”

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