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"Ah, the ultimate showdown of the spelling bees! 🐝🎤 Whoever spells correctly wins the online argument game! 🏆💻 Remember folks, in the realm of digital battles, autocorrect is not your friend! 🤪🔠 #SpellingMatters"

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It’s never too early to start making bad decisions.

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It’s almost time to put winter tires on the struggle bus.

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Blocking people isn’t enough. I need their favorite TV show to get cancelled.

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There is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul, even if it’s cold, over ice, with a celery stalk and vodka.

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A haunted house, but it’s just all apps and websites where you got logged out but can’t remember your password.

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Is Craigslist still around, or did everyone over there get murdered?

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One time I refused to buy a watch because it was only waterproof to 100 meters. Not sure what sort of future I was imagining for myself there.

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Getting sent money you didn’t ask for is very sexy.

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Being a woman is wild. I just cried, cleaned the house, had a snack, had a bath, and now I’m fine.

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Perhaps the most universal American experience is your mom being like, “Wasn’t he such a good dentist? He’s in prison now.”

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Village life is when you send two kids out to play and six kids come back hungry.

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Still writing the old year on all my ransom notes.

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Anyone got any good sins for someone just getting into sinning?

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I’m at the age where living in the woods and arguing with a raccoon sounds like a peaceful retirement plan.

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The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat. It’s watching what other people eat.

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I miss having that butterfly feeling. People give me roach vibes at this point.

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When two people argue online I believe whoever spells correctly.

It’s never too early to start making bad decisions.

It’s almost time to put winter tires on the struggle bus.

There is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul, even if it’s cold, over ice, with a celery stalk and vodka.

A haunted house, but it’s just all apps and websites where you got logged out but can’t remember your password.

Is Craigslist still around, or did everyone over there get murdered?

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I fall in love with a song and play it until I absolutely don’t wanna hear it no more.

Whoever has my voodoo doll, please put some money in its pocket.

Slipping into something more comfortable, another dimension.

Knowing I’ve been called crazy, but never ugly, is how I sleep at night.

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I’m saving money on rent by moving into an abandoned cobweb.

If you tell me to watch until the end, the end better be in five seconds.

I read all your bumper stickers and now we’re both stupid.

The sweater is an item of clothing that a child has to wear when parents are cold.

Who called them sea lions and not soggy doggies?

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Men invented arm wrestling so they could hold hands and look into each other’s eyes.

Cheer up! Your biggest mistake is probably still ahead of you.

When I’m dying, please rush me to the nearest haunted house. I don’t want to haunt a shitty apartment by myself.

Waking up early is always beneficial. You just gotta make it past those first 10 minutes of being irritated.

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