When two people argue online I believe whoever spells correctly.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has downloaded:

If you think I’m annoying, give it some time. You’ll know for sure pretty soon.

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Sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star.

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Two bros having a conversation in the 1700s like “omg, we should totally start a pamphlet”

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We all just kind of accept it as normal that we have a meat tentacle living inside of our mouth.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

Please don’t flirt with me. I’m trying not to cheat on my crush who doesn’t like me.

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If parallel universe exist, I hope the other me is doing well.

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I hope this email punches you square in the face.

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You can never really “own” earbuds. You just have to appreciate the time you had together.

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Dating app that matches you based on your risk tolerance for airport arrival timing.

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My fight or flight response has frequent flyer miles.