When you say “You’re going to hate me for this,” you’re making a very large assumption that I don’t hate you already.

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Starting tomorrow whatever life throws at me, I’m ducking so it hits someone else.

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I wonder if my recorded call has ever been used for training or quality purposes.

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First date idea: Couples Colonoscopies.

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I started my diet 2 hours ago, I’m glad that’s over.

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Hungry me has no respect for bathroom scale me.

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I eat my first meal of the day in the afternoon, bro. Don’t ask me for advice.

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Doggystyle, so we can both look at the river.

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They should have a special lane for texting and driving.

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It’s always fun listening to someone’s lie when you already know the truth.

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Me, watching porn: they’re just going to let that pizza get cold?