When your kid asks you where the other parent is, they’re …

When your kid asks you where the other parent is, they’re really saying that they’d like to speak with the manager.

Commentary:
“Ah, the good ol’ ‘speak to the manager’ move, starting them young, I see! 😄👶 Next thing you know, they’ll be demanding a refund for nap time interruptions! #ToddlerTantrums”

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