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All I’m saying is that porn gives us an unrealistic expectation of how quickly the electrician shows up.

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This year has been the perfect blend between me losing my mind and having the time of my life.

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A good relationship is when she is by your side during bad times to tell you that none of this would have happened if you had just listened to her.

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HR is giving me a hard time because I’ve been starting all my work emails with “Dearly Beloved”.

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My real introduction to classical music came from watching Tom & Jerry cartoons as a kid. Also how I got into sadism.

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I love when the restaurant bathroom has different music playing than the restaurant. It’s like I’m going to Club Pee Pee.

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No matter how small you make that “unsubscribe” link, I’ll still find it.

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When you’re two beers in, and you realize she looks like God.

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My fairytale would be called the princess and the pea sized bladder.

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Me, telling my kids we’re leaving in 30 minutes: We’re leaving in 5 minutes.