When your kid asks you where the other parent is, they’re really saying that they’d like to speak with the manager.

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My kids think I’m going to miss them when they leave for college, but I’ll be busy drinking my coffee while it’s still hot.

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I love ordering things online because when they arrive it’s like a present from me to me.

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Everyone is awful in their own special way.

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DMs full of guys who wouldn’t know what to do with me.

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Any place is a walkable city if you’re broke enough.

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Divorcing my wife to focus on my porn addiction.

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Shopping at the dollar store makes me feel rich and poor all at the same time.