Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Cracking the ice cubes out probably feels so good for the ice tray.
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  • The more I parent the more convinced I am that the ears on toddlers are purely for decoration.
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  • I already want to take a nap tomorrow.
  • I need someone to peer pressure me into doing things.