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  • Note to self: Very important! First hang up, then insult.
  • It’s crazy that we’re closer to the year 3000 then I am to finding love.
  • Even when I look up the slang of today’s kids, I still have no idea what it means.
  • Don’t let me drive if you’re gonna scream every time we almost die.
  • Let’s all be grateful for a moment that stupidity is not contagious.
  • Humans are just chaos wrapped in meat, going bananas on caffeine.