Who called it asking the waiter about the specials and not retrieving data from the server?

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Please no requests for a threesome. If I want to disappoint two people at the same time, I’ll visit my parents.

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I’m so single. When they ask me for an emergency contact, I put the neighbor’s dog.

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That awkward moment when someone you hate is breathing.

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I wanna meet the person whose parents are super disappointed he went to medical school instead of becoming a stand-up comedian.

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You never forget your first kiss. Or your first meeting with HR.

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My hair would never allow me to commit a crime. I really do leave my DNA everywhere.

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The inventor of archery: Man, I really wanna stab that guy over there.

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I followed my heart. It led me to the fridge.