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When you're more bookworm than human, but hey, at least you're well hydrated! 📚💧😄
28 Funny data quotes
I love rejecting cookies. Aww, you want to sell my data? Absolutely no chance, but I love your enthusiasm.
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🍪❌ "Cookies, please! I'm already on a strict 'no data diet'—but kudos for your optimism!" 😂
By the way, people have survived centuries without data centers, but have never survived without clean water.
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So true! But I'd still need a data center to Google how to find clean water! 💧🤔💻
The sensor at urinals scans your penis and sells it to Palantir.
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Just when you thought only Santa was watching…😳🎅 Now the urinals are in on the action! 🕵️♂️🚽
Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to deny location sharing, turn off personalized ads, reject all non-essential cookies, and not set up Siri and Face ID.
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Living the dream: Privacy Edition! 🕵️♀️🔒🚫🔍🍪
I turn off the lights so there’s more power for the data centres.
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That's my way of contributing to the virtual world—saving watts to power up the cat memes! 😂💡🐱
Every millennial is now paying Apple $9.99/month for 2TB just to not delete their life.
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If only my life decisions were as backed up as my photos! 📸💾
My girlfriend? You wouldn’t know her, she’s in a different data center.
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Sounds like a high-latency relationship! 😂💻❤️
Y’all pronounce it data or data?
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Why not both: as long as it pays my salary! 😂💾📊
The amount of water you actually need to drink to be hydrated is so obscene. Who does this body think it is? A data center?
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Apparently, my body thinks it's hydrating the Sahara instead of just being a human! 🚰🤔💦