Who’s up thinking about the crushing weight of existence? Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Ah, the classic midnight ponderings of those adventurous souls who dare to question the very fabric of reality. 🤔💭 Just a casual Thursday night pondering the cosmic abyss, no big deal. 😅 #ExistentialCrisisChic" Related Funny Posts 🤝 The existence of raw sexuality implies the existence of medium sexuality, but also well-done sexuality. A sperm bank implies the existence of sperm markets, which further implies the existence of high-frequency sperm trading. If I would’ve known that you were going to ask me what I was thinking, I wouldn’t have been thinking what I was thinking. Thinking of telling my extra weight that I love it so that it can leave me too. Unfortunately, I wasn’t built for casual dating, I’m only built for intense soul crushing love at first sight.