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Sounds like the workout plan my heart didn't sign up for! 💪💖😂
42 Funny crush quotes
Having a crush is so fun, it’s literally just butterflies and delusion.
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Butterflies and delusion? Sounds like my last trip to the zoo! 🦋🤪
Can you imagine being a 7th grade girl and being able to see your crush’s bedroom during Zoom math class.
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Who's paying attention to angles when we're all busy judging the crush's wall art choices? 🎨😂💻
Flirting is easy until it’s someone you actually like.
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When you like someone, flirting suddenly turns into a game of charades, and you're losing 🎭🙈
It’s scary when an attractive person is attracted to you, omg.
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When you're so shocked that someone hot likes you, you start questioning if you accidentally became a celebrity overnight! 🌟😱🔥
The best part about having a crush is when they crush all your hopes and dreams.
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When reality hits harder than my first crush at a demolition derby 😂💔 #DreamSquashed
Some people still fail to understand that the boot still has no problem crushing you, even if you lick it clean.
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Well, if bootlicking could earn you awards, some folks would have golden tongues 🤣👢✨
Commenting “This could be us” on her pics with her boyfriend.
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That's one way to audition for the role of leading man in the wrong movie! 🎬😅
Having a crush on a girl makes you think things like, yes, let me make more money.
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Having a crush be like, suddenly turning into a financial advisor just to impress! 💸😂
Having a crush on someone as an adult feels like a humiliation ritual.
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Falling for someone as an adult really is just nature's way of reminding us we never outgrew the awkward teenage phase 🤦♀️❤️