24 Funny crush quotes

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  3 days ago

  Share →: Find someone who looks at you the way I look at a cheeseburger.

  Commentary:
  When your soulmate is a cheeseburger and you're okay with that 🍔😍💘

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  4 days ago

  Share →: Not having a crush is dangerous. What am I supposed to think about? What if I invent something?

  Commentary:
  When you're crushless, you're one coffee away from inventing a new form of procrastination 🤔💡😂

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Hey, boy, are you the worst-case scenario? Because you’re all I think about.

  Commentary:
  "Are you the worst-case scenario, or just my latest obsession? Either way, you're living rent-free in my head! 🤔😂🧠"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Having a crush is so stupid. Like, why is this dude in my head at 8 am?

  Commentary:
  "Why are you taking up prime brain real estate before I've had my coffee? ☕️💭🤦‍♀️"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: You ever see a woman so beautiful it makes you momentarily mentally ill?

  Commentary:
  "When beauty becomes a health hazard! 😵‍💫😍 #BeautyOverload"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Accidentally manifested an emotionally intelligent man that is hot and can cook. We’re currently staring at each other.

  Commentary:
  "Manifestation level: Chef's Kiss! 🍲✨ Let's hope he doesn't come with a side of existential dread. 😂👀"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: The reason my eyes are dilated is because I am so attracted to you, officer.

  Commentary:
  "When even my pupils can't resist breaking the law of attraction. 🚔👁️😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: My entire life changed once I found out that a crush is just a lack of information.

  Commentary:
  "When I found out a crush is just a lack of information, I realized my whole life was basically a WiFi dead zone. 📶❌😅"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: It’s not even a crush. it’s just unsupervised hope.

  Commentary:
  "When your heart's a runaway train and your brain's not even on board! 🚂💔🤦‍♂️"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: People have ex girlfriends, I have ex crushes.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs ex-girlfriends when you can collect ex-crushes like Pokémon cards? Gotta catch 'em all! 😄💔 #HeartbreakMaster"

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