Why can’t the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself. Posted onMar 17, 2025 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Well, it appears the house has mastered the art of self-decorating with dirt. Now if only it could also learn how to pick up after itself. Maybe we should start looking for a self-cleaning house on Amazon Prime!" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Every time I get the urge to clean, I watch Hoarders and I decide my house isn’t that dirty after all. I’m so glad I cleaned the house so the kids have a clean canvas to drop their stuff everywhere. That moment when you clean the apartment and a year later everything is dirty again. Watching “Dirty Dancing” as a teenager: Damn right, no one puts Baby in a corner. Watching “Dirty Dancing” as an adult: This girl is a brat and needs a lesson. I’m implementing a new policy in my house: any child who is awake past bedtime can either go to sleep or clean the house, no exceptions.