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Why can’t the house clean itself? It seems to get dir…

Why can’t the house clean itself? It seems to get dir…

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"Well, it appears the house has mastered the art of self-decorating with dirt. Now if only it could also learn how to pick up after itself. Maybe we should start looking for a self-cleaning house on Amazon Prime!"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged chore, clean, cleaning, dirty, house, humor, irony, self on Mar 17, 2025 by slickboy.

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