Why can’t the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 21, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppWhy can’t the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 That moment when you clean the apartment and a year later everything is dirty again. If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I? You know you’re getting old when you clean the house to the music you used to go out to. I hate having a messy house. Not enough to actually clean it, but enough to give it a disgusted stare while I peacefully relax on the couch. My house was clean yesterday. Sorry, you missed it.