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Why do these women want to date Pete Davidson, a funny movi…

Why do these women want to date Pete Davidson, a funny movi…

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Well, maybe it's because Pete Davidson's humor is scripted for the big screen, while your whining is more of a live, uncut performance… But hey, who knows, maybe a little less whine and a little more comedy could be the winning ticket to your own Hollywood romance!

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged date, guy, humor, jealousy, me, movie, movie star, Pete Davidson, relationship, star, want, whining, women on Mar 18, 2025 by slickboy.

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