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Lunch envy: the wurst kind of betrayal! 🌭😩🍽️
49 Funny jealousy quotes
My wife had a dream that I have a secret second wife named Linda. Now, when she’s mad at me, I just say, “Linda wouldn’t get mad about that.”
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Looks like Linda is my new imaginary marriage counselor! 😂💍🤷♂️
It’s not fair when attractive people are also good at things.
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I tried being both attractive and talented, but the universe said "Pick a struggle" 😅🌎✨
I let my girl wear whatever because you’re staring, and I’m hittin’ that.
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Eye candy for you, buffet for me! 😎🍬
Commenting “This could be us” on her pics with her boyfriend.
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That's one way to audition for the role of leading man in the wrong movie! 🎬😅
Toxic girlfriend who goes through her boyfriend’s calculator app and asks why he’s doing the equations he’s doing.
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When math gets you more questions than answers in your relationship! 🤔📱➗📓
Everybody boo’d up, and I’m getting treated like celery on a hot wing plate.
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Currently feeling like the celery's sidekick on a wing night! 🥬😅 #ForeverSingleSideDish
Dissecting an alien and getting bitterly jealous at their crazy organs.
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Feeling green with envy over that Martian's six-pack liver! 👽🛸😂
“You’re in her DMs, my faint presence sits in her Spotify Wrapped through the music I introduced her to. We’re not the same.”
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In the game of love, I’m the playlist curator while you’re stuck as an unread message 😂🎵📩
I lied, I’m jealous. I hope every girl who looks at you gets clipped by a meteor.
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Smashing that space rock game: Why let Cupid have all the fun when you can send meteors? 😉🌠