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Ghost stories sound way scarier with an English accent.

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Check yourself before you Shrek yourself.

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I’m going to become more attractive or more delusional; I haven’t decided yet.

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And so ends another week without me getting rich unexpectedly.

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Nothing has paid off less than learning to do the Macarena.

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I don’t call them exes, I call them whys.

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If I were a mouse and I lived in Moscow, I would think, haha, I live in Mousecow!

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Start each day with a positive thought, like: “I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours.”

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The worst part about working from home is that your real husband is also your work husband.

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I never argue, I just explain why I’m right.

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I skip questions on exams like I’m gonna be a different person when I come back to them.

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When you split a dessert, the waiter should bring two forks and one of those chess clocks you smack to let the other person know it’s their turn.

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Forgot my glasses, so I’m pointing at a random spot on the menu and hoping for the best.

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Who are these people that buy unsalted butter on purpose?

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My neighbors listen to really good music, whether they like it or not.

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It’s never too early to be sad about having to work the next day.

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Whenever I have a headache, I take 2 aspirin and keep away from children, just like it says on the bottle.

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To all of you who have never tried blindfold archery: You don’t know what you’re missing!

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Mental state: just googled “When will the sun explode.”

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I’m a simple girl, really. I just want to watch the sunset, laugh, drink coffee, and read books. I also want a time machine and a pet dragon.

Why learn new slang? Stay bogus.

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Cleaning your kid’s room will piss you off, cause why is my Airfryer in here?

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You look like you suck at Mario Kart.

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Vacation is a time when every part of you can relax except your bowels.

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I’m sorry you had a bad experience at our restaurant. To make it up to you, here is a coupon for more of our terrible, terrible food.

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Sorry I was late, I was waiting for my CVS receipt to finish printing.

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Lounging under the stars is top-tier therapy.

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I’m a pocket full of sunshine, not your dumping ground for grumpiness.

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Maybe if I spend another day alone in my room then something life-changing will suddenly happen to me!?

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My super talent is hitting every red light on the way to wherever the hell I’m going.

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If I sing “Hello” and you think of “Lionel Richie” and not “Adele,” then you can probably predict the weather with one of your knees.

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No, babe, I love your prefrontal cortex. The fully developed ones scare me.

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Bears and worms have almost nothing in common. But gummy bears and gummy worms? Very similar.

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Who you are when you’re stuck behind a slow driver is the real you.

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Adulting is getting excited to go home and get into bed.

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Unmarried in your 30s should honestly be rebranded as – ‘Congrats, you didn’t pick the wrong person out of panic’.

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Nosferatu implies the existence of a Yesferatu.

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That moment when you clean the apartment and a year later everything is dirty again.

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If she has Bukowski on her nightstand, she will devour you.

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Diabetes was the God of sugar.

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What part of “I don’t want to spend any more money” don’t I understand?

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Turns out “YouTube rabbit hole” is not a reliable science degree.

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Horrifying if literal: my girlfriend is a gym rat.

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I used to be cool and now I say things like “It’s so loud in here, I can’t hear myself think”.

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If I get rid of social media, how will I know what everyone ate for dinner?

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In a job interview, you can always respond to an awkward question with a deep gaze and parted lips, followed by “You complete me.”

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Tested positive for needing a kiss.

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New term for people with jobs: emploids.

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Just when you’ve built some confidence that you’re a smarter than average human, universe sends you captcha.

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People who lie all the time really think that we don’t know.

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“You smell so good!” Okay, so kiss me.

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Why learn new slang? Stay bogus.

Just saying “Think about it!” is enough to overwhelm many people these days.

When I say “I hate drama”, I mean I hate being involved in drama. Other people’s drama? Big fan!

“Be the bigger person” sounds too much like “accept the disrespect”.

I thought the noise my husband’s stomach was making was never going to end last night until I realized it was a motorbike outside.

I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.

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Why learn new slang? Stay bogus.

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Just saying “Think about it!” is enough to overwhelm many people these days.

When I say “I hate drama”, I mean I hate being involved in drama. Other people’s drama? Big fan!

Pretending you don’t notice people staring at you is a skill.

“Be the bigger person” sounds too much like “accept the disrespect”.

I thought the noise my husband’s stomach was making was never going to end last night until I realized it was a motorbike outside.

I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.

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