Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Welcome to your 40s: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.
  • I was gonna get on the treadmill, but then the couch will get sad.
  • If my coworker doesn’t stop asking questions on this Zoom meeting, I will drive across town and slap his face on the call.
  • Could you set a lightsaber on low and use it as a back scratcher?
  • Horoscope: You will give blood generously this week, but it won’t be your idea.
  • Mad that so many renaissance artists were named after ninja turtles.