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The best part of Thanksgiving is being with family and friends, and a vast array of pies.

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Mike is short for Micycle.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ฆ has downloaded:

I had no social life in high school. Even my imaginary best friend had a date for the prom.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡จ has shared:

Just once I’d like to read a medication label that says: Warning, may cause permanent weight loss, increased energy and wrinkle removal.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฆ has copied:

Sorry I didn’t respond to your message, I got stuck in a cloud while skydiving and lived for 72 days by drinking rain and eating birds that flew too close.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡พ has bookmarked:

My soulmate is probably out there, wondering if there’s life on earth.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ธ has copied:

Some things are better left unsaid, which I certainly realize, right after I say them.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡น has downloaded:

To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ผ has viewed:

Not smiling until Friday; nothing is funny this week.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ has copied:

Today I bought a doughnut without sprinkles. This diet thing is hard.

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Live now on Threads:

Quitting my job to focus on decorating the tree.

Spotted on Facebook:

Someone said I should think before I speak and I said โ€œeww what a horrible way to liveโ€

Going bananas on Instagram:

Shoutout to myself for ruining my own life.

Spotted on Telegram:

Due to the humidity, my hair has chosen violence.

Making waves on Discord:

This Monday has Monday written all over it.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Go ahead and get some sleep, everyone. Iโ€™ll stay up and handle the overthinking.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Sex in the snow is wintercourse.

Making waves on Instagram:

Thereโ€™s nothing worse than being in public and you touch something that shouldnโ€™t be sticky and it is.

Breaking via Messenger:

Pinky promises are still a legit foundation of trust.

Trending via LinkedIn:

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words.

You are allowed to be crazy as long as you are equally as hot.

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70 shares on Discord this month:

Probably always gonna be the weirdo that believes in magic.

43 shares on TikTok this month:

I relate to a rooster because I also want start off my day by screaming.

33 shares on Pinterest this month:

“It gets to a point” is one of my favourite phrases because it literally does get to a point sometimes.

45 shares on Facebook this month:

I will never fall victim to groupthink. I have perfectly unique opinions that no one else has, and they are the dumbest nonsense youโ€™ve ever heard.

99 shares on TikTok this month:

Memories are a bit fuzzy – but regrets? Theyโ€™re in 8K and Dolby Vision.

94 shares on WeChat this month:

Receipts are like: Take this tiny piece of paper home with you and throw it away.

87 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Swimming is so embarrassing, everyone can see you want to be alive.

24 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I was googling the best time to visit Italy. It is when you have money.

98 shares on Discord this month:

God: “I told you to love thy neighbor – not start trade wars with them.”

53 shares on YouTube this month:

Everything is 10 times funnier when you are supposed to be quiet.

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Y’all are single because y’all are looking for 90’s love in this sick generation.

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Ever since I learned the show is called Suits because of lawsuits and not because they wear suits, I have harbored a hot white rage within me beyond anything mankind has ever known.

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Being bi means you say both yay and bruh.

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Unless I say otherwise, I am always tired.

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Gang members are so lucky to have something to do with their hands in photos.

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Crazy part about being an overthinker is most times you right.

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When I like a song, I repeat it until the artist comes out and ask for water.

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They should invent crushes that like you back.

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He had the nerve to call me pretty. I’m gorgeous.

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I was feeling kinda lonely this morning so I glued a coffee cup to the top of my car so people would wave at me.

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Activity Log โœจ

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ญ has copied:

“You look happy.” Thanks, I stopped dating.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ท has copied:

You guys know your secrets are safe with me. Itโ€™s the people I share them with you can’t trust.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฏ has shared:

Iโ€™ve folded seven page corners of the book Iโ€™m reading. Thatโ€™s 49 in dog ears.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ช has shared:

The more I practice, the luckier I get.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ท has viewed:

Surround yourself with people who google the menu of the restaurant beforehand.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ง has shared:

Iโ€™m terrified of escalators, so Iโ€™m taking steps to avoid them.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฟ has shared:

Nothing more dangerous than an ignorant man who thinks he is a genius.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ช has shared:

Just because I can’t sing doesn’t mean I won’t sing.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡จ has shared:

Hey, so this Mercury retrograde is actually really demonic and soul-crippling. Letโ€™s wrap this up by midnight.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ป has copied:

Nosferatu 2024, Frankenstein 2025, and Werwulf 2026. I was born at exactly the right time.

Social Media Log ๐Ÿ’ซ

Seen just now on Facebook:

Almost fell asleep while putting on the sweater because it got dark for a moment. That’s all you need to know about my morning state.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Gay? We donโ€™t use that word anymore. Person of rainbow.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

The goal is to make your therapist cry.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

A perfect metaphor for my life would be “Someone trying to stand up in a hammock.”

Just shared via Discord:

If I ever go missing, please print my picture on wine bottles and not on milk boxes. My friends are more likely to find me then.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Not everyone realizes this, but if you clean the pile of receipts out of a purse and stack them together, it makes a teeny tiny book about why you’re broke.

Just shared via Twitch:

Not to brag but I donโ€™t need alcohol to do something stupid.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Our childhood photos might be ugly but those smiles were definitely not fake.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Feeling feral. Better make some mac and cheese.

Just shared via Pinterest:

World domination? I donโ€™t even want to be responsible for myself.

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