You are the Monday of my life. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 28, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppYou are the Monday of my life. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Just once I’d like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear “Monday has been cancelled,” and then go back to sleep. *Googles: How to fake your own death and erase existence before 9am Monday morning. Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us. No matter how busy my Sunday gets, I always manage to set aside time to panic about Monday. Some stupid little amoeba decided to leave the ocean a billion years ago and now I have to worry about Monday.