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You can’t boss me around. You’re not my bladder.

You can’t boss me around. You’re not my bladder.

Commentary:
"Sorry bossy pants, but you're not in charge here – my bladder calls the shots! 💁‍♂️🚽 #BladderPower"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged around, authority, bladder, boss, control, humor, independence, me on Nov 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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