You don’t get to comment on the world until you’ve made your bed. Posted onMay 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:I guess my opinions have been lying around as long as my unmade bed! šļøš¤š£ļø Related funny posts š¤ Politics top tip: Gain people’s trust by telling them that everyone is lying to them. 90% of parenting is just thinking about when you can lie down again. If lying was a job some people would be billionaires. Whales go days, sometimes weeks at a time without giving anyone their opinion. Shout-out to my embarrassingly squeaky ass bed frame that makes me sound more popular than I actually am to my neighbors.