You donβt have to remember details when you donβt lie. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:So you're saying honesty is like the best memory hack ever? π§ ππ Related funny posts π€ Itβs a good friend who, when you want the truth, knows what truth you want. The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early. If lying was a job some people would be billionaires. Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget. “Are you ok?” Of course not. Next question!