People my age are on baby #2, and I’m on drink #5. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Priorities: Babies for them, beverages for me! πΌπ₯ #AdultingLevelExpert" Related funny posts π€ British people be like βIβm Bri ishβ cause they drank the βTβ Beer is like the color black: it goes with everything. I feel like the person who named pink eye also named orange juice. Being too stressed isn’t good for the baby. I’m not pregnant though, it’s just that I’m the baby. Expecting your first babyβs exciting, but have you ever ordered a new coffee machine?