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Someone from 🇦🇷 has copied:

I am crumbling under the tyranny of constantly needing to ‘Create an Account’.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has bookmarked:

What’s a girl gotta do to feel a dopamine high around here?

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

My favorite recipe is the one where I pick up the phone and order food.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has downloaded:

It’s getting slide guitar and harmonica hot outside.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

Some people are so fake, their lock screens don’t recognize them.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

When I was a kid I thought shrimp cocktails had alcohol in them and I thought it was such a weird way to get drunk.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has viewed:

Men will ruin your whole life then come back and like your story.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has copied:

Dear nurses, you don’t have to announce my weight, just write it down. That’s why I have my eyes closed when I’m on the scale.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

If I could turn water into wine, I’d have lots of followers too.

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When you’re a parent, your skincare routine is just the steam from the dishwasher when you open it to find the coffee cup you just needed.

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Going viral on Threads:

Get in loser, we’re going overthinking.

Just shared via Slack:

Let’s just call ourselves divorced now and skip the stressful, expensive bit in the middle.

Seen just now on X:

Forget a dinner date, let’s go sit in court listening to people’s cases.

Seen just now on YouTube:

The only thing I gained so far this year is weight.

Breaking via Messenger:

My head is starting to get dented from hitting rock bottom so often.

Going bananas on YouTube:

Hey girl, do you like my signals? I mixed them myself.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

How quickly family vacations go from “Omg, we only have 4 days left” to “Omg, we still have 4 days left”

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

How did we decide to go with cockpit?

Trending via TikTok:

Remember when you were a kid, you slept on the couch and without saying anything you found yourself in your bed. Now you sleep in your bed and if you say anything, you end up on the couch.

Seen just now on Instagram:

I’m clumsy but there are upsides. For example, if I finish my chips and I’m sad there’s no more chips, I look in my lap and I always find chips.

“You handled that with such grace” are words that have never been spoken to me.

Witty remark about lacking grace, capturing a humorous and playful vibe.
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My entire life changed once I found out that a crush is just a lack of information.

78 shares on WeChat this month:

The days will soon be shorter again. Then it won’t rain for so long.

75 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m forced to conclude that not liking my posts is a you problem.

18 shares on Slack this month:

The two types of video games are kill everything that moves and Microsoft Excel.

76 shares on Snapchat this month:

I want to clarify that what I publish on social media does not define me as a person; I am worse.

25 shares on Instagram this month:

Microsoft: Before you sign in, we need to send you a code. Also, Microsoft: OMG, was that you that requested a code? Also, Microsoft: OMG, someone just signed in to your account.

72 shares on TikTok this month:

Think like a crazy person, and then you’ll understand.

50 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Wouldn’t it be nice if you could donate your own body fat to those who need it more urgently?

26 shares on Instagram this month:

If I’m too much for you, then go and find less.

11 shares on Threads this month:

Can the AI bubble just pop already? Everyone hates this crap.

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Serious replies to silly posts are now illegal. Go talk to your wife.

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This salad tastes like I’d rather be fat.

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I miss when we didn’t know what celebrities thought about anything.

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They should invent a man who is being genuine when he says things to me.

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The Scream movies were believable in the ’90s, but no one with any common sense answers unknown numbers on their phones anymore.

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Many people mistakenly believe that diamond is the hardest substance on earth, but in reality it is my husband’s stubborn head.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇺 has bookmarked:

I’ve had enough. I’m ready to spend an eternity in the arms of my lover.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

Deleted old Tweets just in case I date a very famous woman with rabid fans.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has viewed:

Sorry I marked myself as safe on Facebook after your PowerPoint presentation.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has viewed:

Why is there a level 6 for toasters? As if someone thinks: “Tonight I’m really in the mood for ashes with butter!”

Someone from 🇮🇷 has copied:

I highly recommend having hobbies, it distracts you from falling in love unnecessarily.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

I’m eating sandwiches you haven’t heard of in jeans you can’t pronounce.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has viewed:

Girl, I’m bored. Let’s start drinking the daily recommended 10-15 cups of water.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

69 but we both just farting.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has downloaded:

Normalize booing in the workplace.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

Everyone thinks they’re a badass until seaweed brushes their leg.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Reddit:

Next time I feel butterflies, I’m chugging down a bottle of tequila so they drown.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I was an ugly baby. It’s been downhill since then.

Making waves on Instagram:

I will never give another woman my heart until I see how she acts when a bee flies at her.

Just landed via Threads:

I need to hire someone to just constantly slap food out of my hand.

Spotted on Snapchat:

My kids and I have this bit where I say something and they ignore me.

Making waves on X:

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s like 7 years in a row now.

Just shared via Instagram:

On a dare, my son sprayed deodorant in his mouth. Now he speaks with an Axe scent.

Just landed via WeChat:

I rode around the block on my bike for the first time in years and now I understand why Lance Armstrong took performance enhancing drugs.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

The only way the climate is going to change is if it first admits it has a problem, there’s really nothing we can do.

Freshly posted on Discord:

The lion can’t keep living like this.

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