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The free hotel blow-dryer should be easier to get off the bathroom wall.

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2 months ago

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I remember when my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? And I told him everyone knows he doesn’t hire stupid people.

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3 months ago

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I hate when people ask me: “Why are you so quiet?” Because I am. That’s how I function. I don’t ask others, “Why do you talk so much?” It’s rude.

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2 months ago

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It’s important to fuel your body with essential nutrients, which can be found in cookies, chips, and candy.

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3 months ago

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Garlic bread is my therapist now.

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2 months ago

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Job market so bad, I started following my dreams.

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2 months ago

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74 shares on Twitch this month:

Starting all my work emails today with, “to whom it’s about to concern”.

99 shares on Instagram this month:

One of the best examples of someone posing a question that they already know the answer to is the WeightWatchers website asking me if I accept cookies.

21 shares on Messenger this month:

Everyone you don’t like in your personal and professional life is a narcissist.

52 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m not speaking to my husband, and I don’t think he even knows it.

24 shares on YouTube this month:

Are you there, bathroom walls, ceiling, floor, mirror, sink, and towels? It’s me, the kids toothpaste.

15 shares on Threads this month:

My phone is like my lover, it’s the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.

73 shares on X this month:

We all need to put the phone down, or it’s over for civilization.

28 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m like Pooh Bear. I just want to eat, hang with my homies, and go around pantsless.

96 shares on X this month:

Excuse me, but would you sign my petition to ban petitions?

64 shares on Slack this month:

My dad thought Siri would be more helpful finding a lemon ricotta recipe if he used an Italian accent.

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Someone from 🇧🇿 has downloaded:

Due to personal reasons, I’ve decided to become your problem.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

“Apple Music has better sound quality!” Okay, but my entire life is on Spotify, my playlists are my children.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has downloaded:

My dad thought Siri would be more helpful finding a lemon ricotta recipe if he used an Italian accent.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has downloaded:

9am: anything is possible. 2pm: maybe tomorrow.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

What would boomers do without their paper shredder?

Someone from 🇸🇰 has copied:

Spilling hot coffee on your lap wakes you up faster than drinking it.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

I’m changing the game. I’m starting to thank people from the top of my heart.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

It’s so hot to me when a man has a poorly run Instagram account.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

What part of “I need to save money” do I not understand?

Someone from 🇲🇦 has bookmarked:

I’m at the age where using the wrong pillow makes you feel like you broke your neck.

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Just shared via LinkedIn:

Please don’t be mean to me, because I can be meaner and I hate being mean.

Just landed via Instagram:

My transformation into a bitter, angry old woman is almost complete.

Just shared via Slack:

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I would love to see AI be unemployed.

Going viral on Pinterest:

It sucks that brainwashing is a bad thing, because generally speaking the idea of washing my brain sounds so nice.

Going viral on Telegram:

Sex so good, my left hand is making my right hand a sandwich.

Trending via YouTube:

The cool thing about Twitter is you’re never the craziest one.

Seen just now on Instagram:

It’s all fun and games until it’s 10 p.m., you’re all cozy in bed, and you remember you still have laundry in the washer.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Skin coloured leggings should be illegal.

Shared recently on TikTok:

If I was in Jaws, instead of wishing for a bigger boat, I probably would have just asked for a smaller shark.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I hate porn that starts off with sex. I need to know why they have sex.

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The free hotel blow-dryer should be easier to get off the bathroom wall.

I remember when my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? And I told him everyone knows he doesn’t hire stupid people.

I hate when people ask me: “Why are you so quiet?” Because I am. That’s how I function. I don’t ask others, “Why do you talk so much?” It’s rude.

It’s important to fuel your body with essential nutrients, which can be found in cookies, chips, and candy.

Garlic bread is my therapist now.

Job market so bad, I started following my dreams.

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