27 funny shows quotes - Wordgag

I’ve faced more peer pressure to watch certain TV shows than to do drugs.

May 23, 2026

Person in murder documentary: This is a small town. Things like this don’t happen here. Me: Um, based on the shows I watch, that’s all that happens in small towns.

May 23, 2026

Whenever a study shows excessive screen time causes brain damage I’m like “yeah, me know”.

May 23, 2026

We need a streaming service that’s only ads. No shows, just commercials. They pay us $15 a month.

May 23, 2026

I’m so sick of TV shows and movies where there are no likable characters. I don’t need to spend an hour with people I hate, I already have my life.

May 22, 2026

Europeans read a lot because their television shows suck.

May 22, 2026

And no thanking Jesus unless he actually shows up at the ceremony.

May 22, 2026

Every year, just in time for Christmas, when it’s freezing cold, the Coca Cola truck shows up. Now, in this freaking heat, it’s nowhere to be seen.

May 22, 2026

Paw Patrol is just annoying. Exactly how long do dogs live again on average?

May 22, 2026

Why do you assume it’s invalid to “make stuff up” during an argument? It shows initiative and creativity.

May 21, 2026

The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet.

May 21, 2026

You know you’re getting old when you have to watch shows that are in English with subtitles.

May 20, 2026

Startup idea: Instagram, but it only shows you posts from people you follow, and they’re in chronological order.

May 20, 2026

That moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with your life any more.

May 20, 2026

Welcome to your 40s, where the hair shows up uninvited and looks pissed to be here.

May 19, 2026

Nobody talks about the privilege of having a friend who shows interest in your hyperfixations.

May 19, 2026

You’ve never burned music to a CD, and it shows.

May 18, 2026

There are TV shows that only exist on the screens of girls’ houses you go to one time and never again.

Apr 1, 2026

The Velvet Underground probably wouldn’t have been so influential if I was at their shows with a giant magnet and pulled their guitars out of their hands.

Apr 1, 2026

All I’m saying is that porn gives us an unrealistic expectation of how quickly the electrician shows up.

Mar 31, 2026

I speak for everyone when I say that finding the balance between watching movies, watching TV shows, and playing video games is harder than any job.

Mar 31, 2026

If you only watched reality TV dating shows, you would probably estimate the number of people who work in medical device sales in the United States to be approximately 80,000,000.

Mar 30, 2026

I’m the friend who shows up with a shovel and an alibi.

Mar 30, 2026

Saturday nights are for watching zombie shows and dreaming about the apocalypse.

Mar 29, 2026

Who else here can say that they have NEVER watched any of the Kardashian shows?

Mar 28, 2026

How bad can a decision really be if nobody from the future shows up to stop you?

Mar 28, 2026

There’s a word in modern Hungarian slang, egérmozi, which describes watching films (or shows) on your phone. It means “mouse cinema”.

Mar 27, 2026