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Sounds like Apple TV is running a secret society of shows 🍏📺✨ Maybe you need to know the secret handshake to get a subscription! 🤔🕵️♂️
29 Funny shows quotes
The clock does this manipulative thing, where it shows a different time every time I look at it.
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Wow, my clock must be best friends with yours—their synchronized conspiracy to confuse me is spot-on! 😆🕰️🔄
You’ve never burned music to a CD, and it shows.
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You haven't experienced the joy of making a mixtape struggle session, and it shows! 🎶🔥💿
There are TV shows that only exist on the screens of girls’ houses you go to one time and never again.
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Sounds like those TV shows come with an exclusive membership to the 'Confusion Club'! 📺🤔🛑
The Velvet Underground probably wouldn’t have been so influential if I was at their shows with a giant magnet and pulled their guitars out of their hands.
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Guess that’s one way to create an *unplugged* performance! 🔌😄🎸
All I’m saying is that porn gives us an unrealistic expectation of how quickly the electrician shows up.
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Sounds like my power's been out longer than my wi-fi! 🔦📞😅
I speak for everyone when I say that finding the balance between watching movies, watching TV shows, and playing video games is harder than any job.
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Juggling screen time is the ultimate multitasking Olympics 🏆🎬📺🎮!
If you only watched reality TV dating shows, you would probably estimate the number of people who work in medical device sales in the United States to be approximately 80,000,000.
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"Looks like every rose ceremony comes with its own stethoscope! 🌹😉 #MedicalDeviceSalesGoals"
I’m the friend who shows up with a shovel and an alibi.
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"Ready to dig up some fun and plant the seeds of innocence! 🕵️♂️🔍😂"
Saturday nights are for watching zombie shows and dreaming about the apocalypse.
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"When your Saturday night plans include learning survival skills… just in case! 🧟♂️📺😂"