I don’t have bad handwriting, I’m just using my own font.

I don't have bad handwriting, I'm just using my own font.

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“Who needs Times New Roman or Comic Sans when you have your own custom-made font? 🖋️💁‍♂️ Embrace the uniqueness in your penmanship, because that’s just your style speaking loud and clear! 😄✒️ #HandwritingGoals”

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