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"Who needs Times New Roman or Comic Sans when you have your own custom-made font? 🖋️💁‍♂️ Embrace the uniqueness in your penmanship, because that's just your style speaking loud and clear! 😄✒️ #HandwritingGoals"

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27 shares on X this month:

Cleaning the rocks of the earth one load of my kids’ laundry at a time.

59 shares on Instagram this month:

Shutting up is gluten-free. Maybe add that to your diet, princess.

29 shares on WeChat this month:

Unless you’re dead wearing a sheet, you got no business ghosting people.

71 shares on YouTube this month:

Telemarketer: “Hello, am I speaking to the head of the household?” Me, handing the phone to my cat: “It’s for you.”

12 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m always in a rush to go home, and do absolutely nothing.

24 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My favorite Christmas Eve tradition is the one where I tell my kids we have to get the house spotless, or Santa won’t come.

65 shares on Reddit this month:

There are two types of people: Those who steal food off your plate and those who you keep in your life.

46 shares on Telegram this month:

They should build a separate grocery store for people who have actually purchased food before, know how to push a cart, and possess at least an ounce of spatial awareness.

18 shares on X this month:

People pass a joint around like it’s no big deal, but the minute I ask someone to do that with their Subway sandwich, I’m a weirdo.

89 shares on Telegram this month:

It’s not that I want more shoes, it’s just that they keep making them in my size.

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I am re-watching “Narcos,” and I have to say that for someone who smokes so much weed, Pablo Escobar gets a lot done.

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There’s no better feeling than coming home and immediately changing into your Adam Sandler fit.

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I really cannot be friends with picky eaters because it somehow always correlates to bigger problems and character flaws.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has bookmarked:

Do you know how much effort goes into looking this regular?

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My wife almost fell down the stairs today and that got us into a heated argument whether my gasp was out of concern or excitement.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has copied:

I am thinking of watching a movie with my boyfriend. Can anyone recommend a good boyfriend?

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Little kid on the plane to Boston says “do they speak English there?” and his mom says “kinda!”

Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

Three serious exes is the right amount before you meet your spouse. You need one truly evil one, one normal one, and one situationship, and then you’ve basically experienced all dating has to offer.

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Seeing a beautiful woman drink her beer is like witnessing an angel take flight.

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Therapy? You mean birdwatching.

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The way Adele works for 6 months and then disappears for 7 years is very much the work-life balance I’m all about.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I hate it when people threaten to come over. Now I’ve got to do 2 years of housework in 30 minutes.

Just landed via Discord:

Saw a girl in a Franz Ferdinand T-shirt. She couldn’t even name three other main causes of the outbreak of World War I.

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Getting tired without doing anything is an art form.

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Maybe your baby is crying because he knows you don’t have rizz.

Freshly posted on X:

I suffer from awesomnia.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Hulk Hogan’s gone, so I’ll be ripping shirts and screaming “BROTHERRR!” at strangers in his honor.

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You miss 100% of the gossip from the phone calls you don’t answer.

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First World War. Kind of nervous.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I travel like I’m rich, then eat like I’m broke.

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I don’t have bad handwriting, I’m just using my own font.

I miss when people didn’t talk on speakerphone in public.

Might mess around and reply, “That sounds like a you problem,” to every work email today.

Coffee is better when you have no work.

There’s something so romantic about getting McDonald’s with a lover. Intimate perhaps.

It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s Wednesday.

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I don’t have bad handwriting, I’m just using my own font.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I do not like FaceTime unless we’re best friends or I’m in love with you.

I miss when people didn’t talk on speakerphone in public.

Might mess around and reply, “That sounds like a you problem,” to every work email today.

Coffee is better when you have no work.

There’s something so romantic about getting McDonald’s with a lover. Intimate perhaps.

It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s Wednesday.

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