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You okay, babe? You’ve hardly touched the promises you made me.

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Looks like those promises are going untouched, just like that leftover salad in the fridge 🥗 Don't worry, those unfulfilled promises will keep for when you're ready to devour them! 🤣 #JustPromisesThings

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged babe, conversation, date, expectations, humor, me, okay, promise, relationship on May 25, 2026 by slickboy.

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