Young witches boil every cauldron on high. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Turning up the heat like it's a witch's version of a BBQ! 🌡️🧙♀️🔥 Related funny posts 🤝 The real reason for global warming is that today’s young people are nowhere near as cool as we were back then. My goal was to look good in a bikini this summer, but the call of the barbecue is stronger. I wonder if BBQ thinks about me too. Forget pheromones, barbecue smells are always attractive. I recently saw a documentary about dinosaurs. They simply ate everyone they didn’t like. I like that concept.