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12 Funny witch quotes

Funny witch quotes brew up a magical mix of laughter and charm 🧙‍♀️✨ Perfect for spicing up your Halloween vibes or casting a smile spell any day! Whether you’re a potion master or just love a good chuckle, these witty words will enchant your mood and tickle your funny bone 🪄😂 Get ready to cackle with delight and share some spellbinding humor with your fellow witches and warlocks!

Young witches boil every cauldron on high.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

My role at Thanksgiving dinner is to Blair Witch it alone in the corner.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

I have no idea how people meet at the gym. I turn into a disgusting, angry swamp witch every time I exercise.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Getting accused of using AI when you didn’t is like this century’s version of a witch allegation.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

If two witches watched two watches, which witch would watch which watch? Each witch would watch which watch belonged to which witch’s wrist.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

People who talk about fruit having too much sugar scare me so bad. Please get back, you wicked witch!

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Your in his DMs, I’m on Etsy paying a witch to put a spell on him.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

I saw The Blair Witch Project way too young and it made me afraid of projects.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Does anyone have the number of the witch from Snow White? I need a few apples.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I’m going to be real with you. My dinners lately are just sort of me throwing things into a pot like a witch in a cartoon.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

The older I get, the more I understand why witches lived alone in the woods.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

The feminine urge to be the most feared witch in the village.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

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