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Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

Pretty cool that we all come together on Christmas and celebrate the birth of Santa.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

Coffee should just be free for anybody over 30.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has copied:

People would be more motivated to lose weight if the weight they lost went on to someone they didn’t like.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

Always stay crazy. Otherwise you’ll go crazy.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has copied:

“AI is coming for your job.” Yeah, I’d like to see AI drink 11 coffees, then have a panic attack.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

Santa punched a hole in my wall because I left him soy milk.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has downloaded:

Why are moths always out at night when they like light so much? Wait til y’all find out about the sun.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

I have one of those metal briefcases handcuffed to my wrist, and inside… my grandmother’s meatloaf recipe.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has downloaded:

Why can’t hackers just delete everyone’s bad debt, credit, and mortgages?

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

I’m ready to try another planet.

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Reported on Pinterest:

I don’t hate you, I just don’t want to see you alive.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Microsoft Teams needs to add a “spank” reaction for when I want to reprimand my employees during a video call.

Trending via LinkedIn:

The title of my autobiography is going to be ‘You’d Think I’d Learn By Now, But Nope.’

Freshly posted on Telegram:

The holidays may be over by my work ethic is still out of the office.

Just shared via Messenger:

Apparently you’re not supposed to announce that there’s been a death in the family every time you kill a houseplant.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Laptops become possessed with slowness when they see that you are in a hurry.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I’m bringing back “hold your horses” and nobody can stop me.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Relationships are actually easy when you’re not dating a lying weirdo.

Just landed via Instagram:

I’m currently on a really effective diet called “I only have twenty dollars until payday”.

Going viral on Slack:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but no one in the world is judging you as much as you’re judging yourself. People online: Hold my beer.

Your skull is the only thing preventing your brain from floating away, unburdened as it is by any meaningful thought to anchor it.

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Your skull is the only thing preventing your brain from floating away, unburdened as it is by any meaningful thought to anchor it.

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Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

Everything is 10 times funnier when you are supposed to be quiet.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

And are the people who find you “hilarious” in the room with us now?

Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

Dear Aliens, Now would be a good time. Thanks!

Someone from 🇰🇬 has downloaded:

Can we talk about what little red riding hoods actual grandma must have looked like?

Someone from 🇪🇨 has viewed:

First responders? You mean reply guys?

Someone from 🇱🇮 has viewed:

It’s so funny that people directly compare Dune and Furiosa when all that they have in common is that there’s sand.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has downloaded:

Helpful police officer reminded me he’s the one asking the questions.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has bookmarked:

I hope the coffee hits harder than reality does.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has viewed:

Don’t ever get excited if your kid likes a new food. They won’t like it tomorrow.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has downloaded:

Note to self: just because it’s in the map app’s directions, doesn’t mean the road is paved.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Happy return of “yes of course it’s bedtime, see how dark it is outside” to all parents who celebrate.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Come on, karma, do your job.

Breaking via YouTube:

Socks try to be monogamous but most end up either single or having multiple different partners.

Spotted on Threads:

Most people prefer lies. The truth just hits them like a WiFi outage, and then they just stand there, confused and buffering.

Just shared via Reddit:

Give us this day our daily internet validation.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

I cannot hear a word you are saying if your hoodie strings are uneven.

Spreading quickly via X:

It’s weird that Usher doesn’t have any songs about showing people to their seats.

Making waves on WeChat:

I could tell my beard needed a trim when I started seeing some of the pictures my kids were drawing of me.

Spotted on X:

Driving a newer car is like “Oh weird, this one doesn’t have Shake on Highway, maybe they stopped making that feature”.

Just shared via Pinterest:

I’ve deleted enough tweets to know that I should never get a tattoo.

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