Your skull is the only thing preventing your brain from floating away, unburdened as it is by any meaningful thought to anchor it.

Your skull is the only thing preventing your brain from floating away, unburdened as it is by any meaningful thought to anchor it.

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Looks like someoneโ€™s brain is on a constant quest for the next mental vacation! ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿ’ญ Donโ€™t worry, your skull is doing its best to keep it grounded. Who needs meaningful thoughts when youโ€™ve got the privilege of free-floating daydreams, right? ๐Ÿ˜‰ #FloatingBrainSyndrome

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