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I’m retired. I was tired yesterday and I’m tired again today.

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The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your credit card from your purse.

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I love ketchup from my head to-ma-toes.

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Typos keep me humble. Every email is a gamble.

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You should be allowed to leave work early if you are really in love.

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Kids these days don’t know the shame of having to explain yo-yo injuries.

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My DNA came back saying I come from a wide selection of cheeses.

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I’ve convinced myself bumblebees don’t sting because they’re too fluffy and cute.

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Autumn and winter are coming. The time when I make myself tea and always forget that I’ve made myself tea.

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Instagram is literally just screenshots of Twitter.

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I don’t need all of these heat advisory warnings on my phone. I’ve been outside. I have skin. I know.

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Opening this app is like lighting a cigarette.

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“Can my boyfriend come?” Will he contribute to our conversation, at least one question?

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Put my height in bio. Hope it lands me a girlfriend.

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Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman.

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How many calories do you burn waiting to hear back?

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Explain it to me like I’m five then do it for me like I’m one hundred.

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If it was really a smart phone, it would have recognize that it was an ignored call, not missed.

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I hate having a ton of anxiety and no energy. It’s like having a tank full of gas and no engine.

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Yesterday, I went to the grocery store, and I managed to come home without any junk food. Now, I’m mad that we don’t have any junk food.

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50 shades of single.

I’m retired. I was tired yesterday and I’m tired again today.

The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your credit card from your purse.

I love ketchup from my head to-ma-toes.

Typos keep me humble. Every email is a gamble.

You should be allowed to leave work early if you are really in love.

Kids these days don’t know the shame of having to explain yo-yo injuries.

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Stop bringing shitty Bluetooth speakers on hikes. No one came to the woods to hear you listen to Katy Perry.

Got fired on my first day working at the drugstore for calling my new coworkers ‘my pharmily’.

The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.

Telling my parents they’re like family to me.

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I know Jesus was a carpenter, but I think he would’ve been a better plumber, you know, with the water thing.

Meetings are just podcasts I didn’t choose.

Don’t be coming into my house and causing big spikes of cortisol.

I’ve been saying for years that cigs are better for you than vapes, and the vindication I feel now is just orgasmic.

Your soulmate wouldn’t do you like that, by the way.

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The more I insisted marshmallows were vegetables, the angrier my doctor got.

More foods should have boats, why should gravy have all the fun?

Halloween pumpkins look even scarier if you just use the ones from last year.

I hate when I turn off my brights for an incoming vehicle and then realize it’s a Cybertruck.

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If the only person you’re competing with is yourself, how could you lose?

They expect me to work at work.

Welcome to Netflix. We have every movie but the one you actually want to watch.

Sometimes you just need to eat shredded cheese straight out of the bag.

That feeling when you take the first bite of your favourite food, that’s called chewphoria.

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