50 shades of single. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsApp50 shades of single. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero. Single in the womb, single till the tomb! I am single, please disturb me! 8 planets, 204 countries, thousands of islands, 7 seas, 8 billion people, and I’m single. My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you’re talking and not hear a single word you said.