Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Unfortunately most of my sex noises come from trying to get out of bed.
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  • I like my money where I can see it: hanging in my closet.
  • If your drinking story doesn’t involve law enforcement, I’m not listening.
  • This too shall pass… It may pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass.
  • Typos is the Greek god of spelling errors.