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Sounds like my therapist needs a raise or I need a downgrade! 🤔😂🧠
39 Funny works quotes
I really can’t wait until it all works out.
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When you're so optimistic, even your calendar's blushing 😂🗓️💭
You know who else works in mysterious ways? Me.
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When someone asks about my weekend plans: 🎩✨ I'm not just mysterious, I'm a whole enigma wrapped in a riddle, sprinkled with confusion! 🤔🌀
Crazy to think the average Zoomer male just works, watches porn, and plays video games. That’s it. That’s their whole life.
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Living the ultimate "work, play, repeat" lifestyle, one level at a time! 🎮💼😂
Would rather walk around a shop 500 times to find something than ask a member of staff who works there like a normal person.
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When you know your step count is already too low, so you turn shopping into a full cardio session 😅🛒👟
Inside you, there are two wolves. Kevin Costner is dancing with both of them. I don’t know how this works.
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Kevin Costner better have some serious dance moves if he's taming two wolves at once! 🐺💃🐺
Every marriage has a personality hire, and then someone who knows how insurance works.
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Sounds like every marriage is its own comedy show, featuring one superstar and one financial wizard! 🤹♂️💼
I love that retail therapy works on me. I am so much happier and at peace when I’m buying things for myself.
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Just doing my part to stimulate the economy, one cart at a time! 🛒💸😂
Therapy only works if you have a lower IQ than the therapist.
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Apparently, my therapist just graduated to genius levels! 🤣🧠💡
“I’m going to try underthinking about a situation, and see if that works.”
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Sure, just going to let my brain go on vacation and hope things work out 😂🧠✈️