Money is always a motive for murder. Stay broke.

Money is always a motive for murder. Stay broke.
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"Remember, money can make people do crazy things, like murder! πŸ’ΈπŸ’€ So, if you want to avoid any drama and stay safe, just stay broke and enjoy the simple things in life! πŸ€‘πŸš« #BrokeButHappy"

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