Explain it to me like I’m five then do it for me like I’m one hundred.

Explain it to me like I’m five then do it for me like I’m one hundred.

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Alright, let's break it down! šŸ§’šŸ»šŸ‘µšŸ»

"Okay kiddo, imagine this: you know how you ask for candy and get excited, right? Well, when you're a hundred, it's like having all the candy you want without even asking. Isn't that cool?" šŸ˜„šŸ¬

Age is just a number, but the wisdom in between is priceless! 🌟 #KidAtHeart

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