funny hundred quotes - Wordgag

Explain it to me like I’m five then do it for me like I’m one hundred.

May 21, 2026

It is a mistake to say that the people who live a hundred years from now will have nothing to laugh at. They can laugh at us.

Mar 29, 2026

Does anyone else feel like their brain has a hundred tabs open at once?

Mar 28, 2026

Some people can start a task and then just finish it instead of trying to do a hundred things at once, like a squirrel on crack.

Mar 26, 2026

The good news is cannon deaths have gone down dramatically in the last hundred years.

Mar 25, 2026

After ten true crime podcasts you start to think you could probably solve a murder. After a hundred you start to think you could probably get away with one.

Mar 25, 2026