Commentary:
Judgment day never looked so comfy 😂🛋️
41 Funny explain quotes
Root beer tastes like the way Abraham Lincoln looks, and I can’t explain that.
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Root beer: the only drink that lets you taste history while making you question reality 😂🤔🥤🎩
Trying to explain to my cat why she can’t jump off the balcony, even though I want to as well.
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Cats insisting on extreme stunts: 9 lives. Me? Just 1 very stressed one 🤦♂️🐱😂
Explain it to me like I’m a Neanderthal.
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Me grunt, me no understand. Use more pictures! 🦧🖼️💡
Men love when you ask them to explain something to you. It is considered a sign of deep respect in their culture.
Commentary:
Oh, so I've been performing cultural rituals every time I ask for tech support! 😄🤓🙋♀️
Practicing how I’m gonna explain to the aliens that baseline and Vaseline do not sound the same.
Commentary:
Aliens: "Ah, the sticky confusion of Earth linguistics!" 🚀👽💬
I love being single because how could I explain a 2 p.m. – 5 p.m. nap on a Saturday.
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I'm just practicing for the Nap Olympics, gotta keep up my gold medal status! 😴😂🥇
Womansplaining is when a woman tries to explain to you what you’re thinking/feeling, and is just totally 100% wrong.
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When she's sure she knows your feelings better than you do, it's like she's got a PhD in Mind Reading-ology 😂🧠📚
Grape soda doesn’t taste at all like grapes, but it does taste like purple, and I don’t know how to explain that.
Commentary:
"Purple: the official flavor of mysteries we accept 🍇🥤🤔💜"
If there is a God and He “loves” us, then explain snakes.
Commentary:
"Maybe snakes are just God's way of keeping us on our toes! 🐍🤔 #DivinePranks"