My summer body has been pending for about ten years.

My summer body has been pending for about ten years.
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"Summer body status update: buffering… 🕒👙 Don't worry, I'm on island time – it's just taking a little longer to download that six-pack abs update! 😅💪 #ProcrastinationGameStrong"

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