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Someone from 🇩🇲 has bookmarked:

Ten million people accused me of exaggerating today.

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Middle children as adults still trying to get attention because the oldest is being dramatic and the younger child is getting away with everything.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

They say the best things take time. That’s why I’m always late.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has downloaded:

Are you coming to the party? There will be noise and lights but I found a corner for us to hide.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has bookmarked:

9-5 is really 10-2 if you’re working remote.

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8 pm to 10 pm on a weeknight is the shortest that two hours can possibly be.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has shared:

Mario Kart gave me unrealistic expectations of how banana peels affect traffic.

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It’s almost time to pack away the black summer clothes and unpack the black winter clothes.

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If you collect the crumbs from one Nature Valley granola bar, you can make three more granola bars.

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In my defense, Your Honor, I was left unsupervised.

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I’m retired. I was tired yesterday and I’m tired again today.

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It’s a paradox that your nose is running and your feet smell.

Just landed via Discord:

My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I hate when I offer someone food and they accept it.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

We should all go into advertising and fix what’s going on with commercials. They need our help.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I will never give another woman my heart until I see how she acts when a bee flies at her.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

I can easily spot a wolf in sheep’s clothing but this guy was dressed like my grandmother which threw me off.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

If you’re a squatter, every day is leg day.

Just landed via Slack:

Pretty sure the guy in front of me at McDonald’s ordered the rest of the food.

Making waves on TikTok:

Countries are just gangs with paperwork.

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Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

My kids act like they’re afraid of monsters, when they are literally the most terrifying creatures I’ve ever met.

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I’m so thankful I had a childhood before technology took over.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has bookmarked:

I toss and turn in bed all night like a beautiful rotisserie chicken.

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Clearing her mind with a brisk walk along the foggy shoreline.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

The older I get, the more I understand why roosters just scream to start their day.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has viewed:

Woke up and immediately broke my resolution to be less sexy this year.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has viewed:

Super quick question: does anyone know what the point is?

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Aliens probably lock their doors when they fly past Earth.

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Stirring up shit at the wedding by going up to random people and saying “I think it’s so brave that you’re here”.

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This meeting should’ve been a fist fight.

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Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I put my pants on like everyone else. With hope they still fit.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

A big shout-out to all the beekeepers. Our unstung heroes.

Just shared via Twitch:

It’s time I admit something: Sometimes, when I say good night, I don’t actually go to bed right away.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

A general rule of parenting: if you’re having a great day, the day isn’t old enough yet.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

You are allowed to be crazy as long as you are equally as hot.

Trending via Messenger:

“What fresh hell is this?“ It’s actually the same hell as yesterday. Not fresh at all, really.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Let’s be honest. The best moment of the day is when we take off our bra.

Trending via Discord:

Nothing ruins my day quite like getting out of bed and dealing with people.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

I asked myself if I was toxic and we said no.

Making waves on TikTok:

Don’t be fooled by what your kids will eat at someone else’s house.

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