Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.

Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.
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Looks like some women have a talent for consistency! 😂💸 Double whammy for the poor guy! Looks like he's in a lose-lose situation, no matter what 💔 #GoldDiggerAlert

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