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  • Every morning when that damn alarm clock goes off, I just feel it so much: A million-dollar inheritance suits me much better than an office job.
  • According to a recent study, women who are a little overweight live longer than men who mention it.
  • Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck.
  • Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.
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  • I need a break from me.