Why steal office supplies from work when you could take an extra-long bathroom break and steal company time instead? Posted onMar 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Level up your heist skills: become a Time Bandit! 🚽⏰🤣" Related funny posts 🤝 I was actually doing so well until your email found me. Men call us “gold diggers” when we expect them to pay for a meal. Honey, a gold digger goes after yachts, not a piece of chicken. Do you think working at Pizza Hut would help you get a job at Sunglass Hut? You know, with all that hut experience? AI could never steal company time the way I do. If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the work of 3-5 people.