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“Don’t bite the hand that feeds you!” Maybe just don’t bite hands. Shouldn’t have to qualify it.

“Don’t bite the hand that feeds you!” Maybe just don’t bite hands. Shouldn’t have to qualify it.

Commentary:
"Words of wisdom: Don't bite hands, folks. Keep those pearly whites in check! 🤭🦷 #NoHandBiting"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged advice, bite, context, feeds, hand, hands, humor, just, qualify on Nov 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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