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  • So glad that the dream I had of you isn’t affecting me at all, and I’m able to go on with my day without thinking of it.
  • I’m not stubborn, my way is just better than yours.
  • So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out.
  • Why would I go to my high school reunion? I didn’t want to be there the first time.
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