12 funny neighborhood quotes - Wordgag

The Sims fulfills the millennial fantasy of being able to afford a house in a walkable neighborhood on the salary of a professional carrot peeler.

May 21, 2026

I wasn’t planning on moving, but I was just invited to the neighborhood fall potluck, so I guess now I have no choice.

May 20, 2026

Rare earth, this rare earth, that. There’s nothing more rare on this earth than affordable housing in a walkable neighborhood.

May 19, 2026

Once I matched with a guy and ended up finding out he lived in my neighborhood, so I told him to go outside and scream, and he did. And I heard it.

May 18, 2026

You know you’re getting old when you get mad at some random car parked outside your house.

Mar 31, 2026

There’s a cougar warning in my neighborhood, but apparently it’s just a big cat. I bought a case of wine coolers for nothing.

Mar 30, 2026

I worry a lot about the wild animals in my neighborhood, but I’m beginning to think they don’t worry about me.

Mar 28, 2026

So single the neighborhood cats make ME dinner.

Mar 27, 2026

God, never seen San Francisco this bad. Spiderwebs completely covering entire business, skeletons just strewn about sidewalks in every neighborhood. Things have got to change!

Mar 26, 2026

Giving all the dogs in my neighborhood matching sweaters for Christmas so they can be in a gang.

Mar 26, 2026

I would never put up a lost dog poster. I’m not letting the whole neighborhood know I fumbled.

Mar 25, 2026

If I win the lottery, no one around me will be broke, and I truly mean that. I will move to a wealthy neighborhood.

Mar 25, 2026